‘Wanna join?’ The flyer on my notice board had been screaming at me for almost a year before I actually worked up the courage to go along to one of the drop in sessions run by Bristol Roller Derby. My introduction to derby is one shared by many… I’d seen the film ‘Whip It’, thought it looked like fun, then happened to start working with someone who actually played the little known sport… In Bristol no less! I went to a bout in December 2014, and was instantly hooked! This is where I was handed the aforementioned flyer that proceeded to taunt me for almost a year.
Every so often in the world of sports, that age-old question rears its ugly head – what’s your policy on people participating when pregnant? For those of us who do sports tagged in the ‘extreme’ bracket, it’s one of the first things people will ask you once they know you’re pregnant. “So you’re giving up X then?”
By now the entire UK roller derby community has likely heard the whispers of the virtual demise of what was Tier 1 of the British Champs. Depending on which rumour mill you listen to, all or all but one of the original Tier 1 teams has dropped out of Champs, most citing the need to play WFTDA sanctioned games and concentrate on WFTDA rankings.
Not only is this a massive loss to the Champs, it’s a loss to UK roller derby as a whole, and one which I think could have been avoided.
Something which has been niggling me from the start is why Tier 1 is being run in the same format as all the other Tiers. There’s no carrot of promotion, and let’s all be up front here – the ‘threat’ of relegation was removed the instant that it was decided teams should be allowed to join in at the most appropriate level. Get relegated and don’t want to play those teams? Simply take a year out and then you’re good to go again, back in where you think you ‘rightfully’ belong.
So why is Tier 1 being run as a round robin style affair where everyone has to play everyone else, with the attendant travel and time issues involved? It seems to me that this is the ideal place for a 2-day Best of British Derby Tournament. Talk to the teams involved and schedule it so it works as a warm up for their trips across the pond to play USA teams and bump themselves up the WFTDA tables. Then run it as a six team seeded consolation bracket tournament. 8 games in total, spread across 2 days.
No pain, no gain, right? But what if the pain is accompanied by a “pop”, or a “crack”, or some other noise or feeling you don’t want coming from your body? Where is the gain there? Weirdly, I am finding it is not all bad.
No two ways about it: it sucks. The pain and embarrassment initially, the stupidly long hours at the hospital, the short term disruption to your work and family life, missing skating and anything else social you had planned for a few weeks. In the long term, all the hours on skates you are missing, your fitness depleting, the worry about whether your leg/joint/arm or whatever will ever be normal again, and if you will ever get back to where you were with other people overtaking you in your absence.
Bench Manager or Bench Coach; whichever term you prefer – those people who stand in the corners squinting at the track and occasionally waving obscurely. Ever wondered what they really do? Or why? Fancied trying it but been unsure where to start? This article is (hopefully) for you!
Before we start, there is probably no such thing in the derby-verse as the standard BM role – some teams have a permanent bench team, some conscript an available person near the time and some use non-rostered team skaters. The advice contained below is based on a combination of my current experience benching Bristol A‘s, and previous experience benching Bristol B‘s; you may find it more or less applicable to your situation, especially if you are helping with mixed teams.
13:45 – And we’re off! All packed and ready to go to Hannover for my first game as Bristol Roller Derby B(ee) Team Captain! We’re dragging some of the BRD men with us too, so there’s gonna be 23 BRDers invading Germany!!
14.10 – … Ok, now we’re off. I’m not sure my fellow car passengers share my opinion about leaving as much contingency time as possible when travelling to the airport. But the delightful POW, injured B-teamer and step-in Line-Up Manager, is a calming influence and despite the traffic we make it to Birmingham airport in plenty of time.
I’m going to be away at a wedding for our next Bristol Roller Derby B(ee) Team’s game, so was planning to write a guide to LUMing for our lovely Tooms who will be covering for me as Line-up Manager. What better opportunity for me to take my thoughts and turn them into a blog post? There’re some great blog posts already on the internet about how to line-up manage and what makes an effective bench team, so I’m going to try and do something a little different.
Line-up managing is a role that I have been doing at Bristol Roller Derby for over two years now. I started at the league skating in fresh meat back in 2011 and promptly broke my ankle in three places. I started to NSO during my recovery and several consequent operations, but it just wasn’t for me. I feel that NSOing (and officiating in general) requires precision, a mathematical and/or analytical brain, attention to detail and good concentration. This is certainly not me. I did OK, but it went against the chaos of my general being, and my ankle is still not in a state to play derby.
Over a week has passed, and I think I am almost recovered from celebrating Bristol Roller Derby’s 5th birthday. And what an incredible weekend it was…sitting down, going through our twitter feed and photos of the day I’m getting excited butterflies in my stomach all over again.
2014 was a year of change for BRD. In a relatively short period of time we lost a number of our strongest players to something called ‘life’. It turns out some people have one beyond derby, who would have thought?! Lots of changes and a tough season meant BRD had to stop, refocus, restructure and set new goals. All of these changes, alongside an excellent training programme delivered by our coaches, meant that BRD was on the up by the end of the year….just in time for Champs!
At the start of July 2013 I got some really exciting news: I had been successful during tryouts and was now part of Team Portugal Roller Derby who were going to take part in the 2014 Blood and Thunder Roller Derby World Cup! I immediately started planning the months ahead, pencilling in our training sessions and other important dates, setting milestones for my on and off skates training and just trying to figure out how to be the best athletic version of myself I could be. I was officially in training for something big and there was a lot of work ahead…little did I know how much…